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 I rec’d this in a email and thought it humorous enough to post…

” How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic : Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal  : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

 

 Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.


Roman Catholic  : None
Candles only.


Baptists  : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken .

 

Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

 

Mormons  : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

 

Unitarians  :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the
need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or
compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday
service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions,
including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all
of which are equally valid paths to luminescence

 

Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of
your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

 

 Nazarene  : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lightingpolicy.


Lutherans: None
Lutherans don’t believe in change.

 

Amish  :
What’s a light bulb?”

 

 

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