day in
day out
waking up each morning
wondering is it friday yet
the same really fucking boring routine
do your job and bill more hours
fuckers
i asked for a fucking raise
they said we give out raises once a year
cheap fucking bastard lawyers
and it’s fucking boring
i get bored easily
sometimes i wonder what would happen if I pulled my hair and ran around the office screaming you’re all going to hell i am the spawn of satan
cause sometimes i really feel like a devil child and want to be bad and make people think strange things about me
they probably already do but im a badass so they can’t say anything cause they know i have voodoo dolls of every single one of them
whenever someone asks me a question, i purposely tell them the wrong answer and for a moment they believe me then they realize i’m full of shit and don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about