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never heard of this term before last night and don’t ask me what it is with the whole subject of late … haven’t a clue actually ~ however have a story to relate although think it’s much funnier when told in person.

So there’s a band and the lead singer has a huge cock .. like forearm huge but it’s deformed flathead at the end so to speak sort of looking like a cobra’s head…. There’s another band and their drummer is a little chubby and has a 2 inch when it’s errect.

One night the bands are playing together and the band with the drummer says “you know, we’ve umm heard” and the lead singer gestures in a downward direction and says “so the rumor precedes me”… The opposite guy says “well, we can top that”.. “oh really”, the lead singer raises an eyebrow.

So the guys agree .. they get a girl from out of the crowd to be a “fluffer” get the guys all hot and bothered beforehand… A group of 10 boys or so are gathered in the bathroom and the lead singer come out after the girl gets him hard, drops and bam he has a huge fucking cock, the drummer comes out and bam he has a two inch cock. The lead singer falls to the floor he’s laughing so hard and the rest of the room, well you can imagine ~